Mock The Web

[Dood_D_C]

Based on the hit British comedy show:

This Forum is a thread "Game" of sorts, lots of mini rounds will be posted every week or so and people shall participate in these rounds but this isn't any old game
You see, this game is all about the comedy so it's a chance to get loose and play the game while giving everyone else a laugh rather than trying to win all the time
Each game will hold rules
But these are the overall rules, please abide by them when playing:
1) We allow racist comments TO AN EXTENT. We don't want downright brutal attacks on a race, we only want jokes. If it is a joke which only uses a racist comment, but is intended ONLY as a joke and isnt too bad we will allow it
It is a good idea to put some sort of comment like (No offence intended, sorry if it offends anyone) or something like that
Racist comments will be removed and probably reported
2) We're all trying to have fun so, a bit of friendly banter is ok and even the small remark about another person isn't minded but we don't want hurtful comments of trolling or downright brutal attacks on a person.
3) Trolls GTFO
4) Have fun



Round 1 starts right now!
Round One: Headliners
So in headlines in the news around about this week (22 June)
We have a headline IN CATALYST GAMING about Dr Breen from HL2RP
But what does
B.D.C.A.P Stand for?
At this stage just make jokes and try to be funny as possible, this will earn you "points"

B.D.C.A.P
Is it in fact everything Britain didn't have when we went to war?
Bombs-Dicks-Choppers-Airplanes-People!
(i know I fail at being funny but the idea is you come up with something)

[Desperado]

Breen drops combine a Pizza

[Ducky]

Breen's Dick Came A Potato

[putin]

Breens Dick Can Accurately Point

[GeeMayn]

Breen is possibly a nigger cracka'

[BltElite]

Breen doesnt call any people.

He ain't got no freinds


Man i <3 mock the week

[Dood_D_C]

Is it some kind of new style he's bringing in?
the B.D Cap?
And I bet good money the BD stands for Big Dick
Breen what you wear doesnt make it bigger GET OVER IT!!

[Dood_D_C]

Perhaps it's Breen Drops Can a' Pop
And there is a missing part to the headline,
Breen Drops can a' pop all over garry newmans computer and fucks up Gmod and then holds garry hostage to blame valve

[smt]

Breen Does Consider Allowing Pedophiles?
'Cause he looks like one.

(This idea is good btw, would be nice if you could keep this going )

[Dood_D_C]

Breen Does Consider Allowing Pedophiles?
'Cause he looks like one.

That would make a great twist,
"Welcome to city 17, you have chosen or, if you are a child, been chosen to relocate to our finest remaining urban centre..we have candy!!!
"also by law all children must report to my office upon arrival or else the combine will thwack you, on those frail little bottoms! :3"
Talk about the Boris Yonsin of the future

[Dood_D_C]

Funny suggestions guys but as with mock the week we must progress, can we have the correct answer please?
The clue is it is with citadel daily

[BltElite]

Breen disowns citadel and personnel?
I mean, he probably didn't like it anyway, more of an apartment man i think.

[Desperado]

Breen declares city18 as populated

[Dood_D_C]

Breen declares city18 as populated

That's absolutely correct, well done Desperado

Breen Declares City 18 as populated
Discussion Time
(For now we just discuss this headline and try to be as funny as possible)

Yes, Dr Breen has reccently announced the population of city 18
It's map changing time again! And many are saying it is a surprise and disappointment, while some believe they have been waiting for this far too long
Personally I just cant get round the picture (See bookslags signature) he's showing no emotion whatsoever! And the freakiest thing is how he stares at you as if he's saying
"Look at my blank peodophile face!"

[BltElite]

Well, he has been convicted as a pedophile back before combine ANYWAY! He was the john venables before them combine came ya'know!


Some may like the new city, but some are mad and just want to be like bin laden and blow i-oh wait, bin ladens dead.