Torture information from Dallas

[Dallas]

Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle?

Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle? that sexy thang called Lewis?

Where exactly in our magical land of happiness, love and tender care are you from? (shitty North Lanarkshire here)

If you were stuck in a toilet -

What is it with you and wiping poo on poor SuBo's face?

No, only intense violent bondage ;O

My twin brother is called Lewis, so I must decline, as wonderful you are, the salt baths would not cleanse me

I live in the northern highlands in a town called Inverness, it's lovely here, we have our good parts and our shitty parts but I like it here.

idk, it was a question I thought of when I has derping roleplaying on HL2RP

[swag master spiderman]

why do you hate homosexuals?

why do you like UP when it is about an old man kidnapping an asian child? What does that say about yourself?

When are you going to give me nudepics?

Favourite pics on e621.net?

Favourite tags on e621.net?

Blacks, whites or asians?

[Dallas]

why do you hate homosexuals?

why do you like UP when it is about an old man kidnapping an asian child? What does that say about yourself?

When are you going to give me nudepics?

Favourite pics on e621.net?

Favourite tags on e621.net?

Blacks, whites or asians?

I don't hate homosexuals

I like UP, why the fuck do like How train your Dragon?

Never

Not visiting that site because you are into weird shit

Not visiting that site because you are into weird shit

All

[swag master spiderman]

Blacks, whites, or asians?

How to train your dragon doesn't include an old man kidnapping an asian child in his house, why do you like the premise of an old man kidnapping an asian child?

You do hate homosexuals, you say being a 'faggot' is wrong and anal sex (which is performed by homosexuals) is sick, why?

[Dallas]

Blacks, whites, or asians?

How to train your dragon doesn't include an old man kidnapping an asian child in his house, why do you like the premise of an old man kidnapping an asian child?

You do hate homosexuals, you say being a 'faggot' is wrong and anal sex (which is performed by homosexuals) is sick, why?

Asians only because they make the best porn

UP isn't a kidnapping movie...

I don't hate them, seriously, they can do what they want, my only problem is when you put some weird shit in steam chat

[swag master spiderman]

So you are saying the asian child did give consent to be taken away from his home and be taken away on the house? Provide proof that he was not abducted against his will.

[Dallas]

So you are saying the asian child did give consent to be taken away from his home and be taken away on the house? Provide proof that he was not abducted against his will.

This is funny, I think you're right, let me call Chris Hanson

[Dallas]

I too have some Scottish blood in me.

If I was to visit Scotland where should I go?

What is your opinion about the Irish?

What is your opinion on what Great Britain has done to them?

Is nessy real or not?

You should visit the Highlands, it's like Skyrim but with cars and cities.

I've never been to Ireland, though the Irish people I have met are quite nice, I mean to visit someday.

It's kinda a complicated issue; the UK has had a stake in Ireland for hundreds of years, like Scotland, there were wars of independence all the time, they actually succeeded, if only partially. In truth, I think the whole mess could have been fixed if we let them have the island back in the 1920s instead of splitting it but now that seems impossible.

[ReconPWN??????]

It appears that the scott avoided to answer if nessy is real or not, thus I will now declare that it is real.

[Dallas]

Yes, yes he is real. Deal with the prehistoric and immortal creature living in my loch.

[cookiesofamerica]

Why does scotland want to be seperated by Britfag land?

[Martinerrr]

What is your favorite way to waste time?

[Dallas]

Why does scotland want to be seperated by Britfag land?

Personally, I think it's a bad idea, I could rant on for ages on why independence at this point is destined to fail, but I will keep this light-hearted.  Scotland wishes to be independent (Or rather our First Minister wants us to be independent) for a couple reasons.

-Scottish culture is pretty much us kicking the asses of invaders/us being oppressed by invaders
-Scotland has one of the richest histories/cultures of any country
-Scotland has a vast resource of oil and gas in the North Sea which we currently give to England
-Scotland is building an economy strong enough to go on without England
-Scotland was kinda bought by England about 300 years ago, when the entire country went bankrupt due to a failed venture in colonizing America... Ironic almost...

What is your favorite way to waste time?

A good question. I like to procrastinate mostly by playing HL2RP, writing, talking to friends, sitting on CG hitting refresh to see if there is anything new and answering AMA questions.!

[crazily farting teacher]

Hi

What do you think of me?

Do you like Doctor Who?

What is your favorite game?

[Dallas]

Hi

What do you think of me?

Do you like Doctor Who?

What is your favorite game?

Hello

I think you're a pretty impressive chap for your age, you are doing yourself proud. Maturity is the first step to adulthood.

Yes, I have watched all the new series, all of them...

Gmod/Fallout 3