[DENIED] Gayniggah Manne's Civil Authority Application

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Gayniggah Manne's Civil Authority Application

OOC Name: mbehiry

IC Character Name: Gayniggah Manne

1) Please write a minimum of 3 paragraphs OOC'ly detailing why your character wishes to join the Combine Civil Authority and what lead your character to do so.
3 paragraphs? might as well cut off ma ballz.

2) Please detail your characters traits. (Eg, Pure, Lawful, Trustworthy)
Gay, Niggah, aand a man.

3) Please provide 2 paragraphs about what you are expecting the Combine Civil Authority to be like for you and your character.
it will be awesome.
i like the storm troopers

4) Please provide a detailed back-story from an out-of-character perspective on your applying character. This section must be detailed and consist of a minimum of 300 words.
my charACter lived in ravenholm, a town completely untouched by the combinr until dat gordon frohman guy came and ratted us out. We got bombed by zombies and sc i ran away. he got to citeh ferty faiv and met teh stormtroopers for the frist time. he stole a banana and got shot. he sexually harrassed a male combine and got shot. he pooped in his cell and he got shot. now he is living with leik 10 bullet holes in him and stuff.

5) Have you ever had a CCA character here at Catalyst Gaming?  If so, explain why it was removed.
whats CCA?


OOC Details

1. How long have you played on role-playing servers in general?
since 2003

2. How long have you played on serious servers?
since 1945

3. How long have you played on Catalyst Gaming?
wats catalyst gaming?

4. What Time zone are you in?
BNMST (Black niggah man standerd time)

5. In what country do you live?
USN (united states of niggers)

6. How old are you?
35 and livin with my mom

7. What�s your most memorable quality RP experience?
i ate a banana and i was detained and tthen i got shot.

8. Do you consider yourself a good listener?
repeat the question


IC Section

Full Name: Gayniggah Manne
CID: 13373
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Height: AS TALL AS SHIT
Hair Colour niggah
Eye Colour: niggah
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Weight: 500,000 milli-ounces
Mental Distinctions: i know you are but what am I?
Mental Defects: i am totally healthy
Mental Advantages: i am totally healthy in the mind
Notable Qualities: gay, hes a nigger, and he likes strokin people's toenails


1. Have you ever been detained or apprehended for a Sociostability Infringement before? If so, explain?
i took a banana and ate it and a storm troopa smacked me in the face with a smacky thingy.

2. Do you regularly eat Combine Civil Authority Issued Rations?
HELL NO! DEY TASTE LIEK SHIT!

3. Are you willing to give your life to the cause of the Universal Union?
I swear i wanna be a storm trooper

4. Do you as a Citizen and future Civil Protection Member accept ALL actions performed by you and those under your command as your OWN responsibility?
No, i blame that guy.

5. Will you remain loyal and faithful to the Universal Union as long as you live?
no, its just a day job, i got colledge to finish.

6. Why do you want to join the Combine Civil Authority?
I WANNA BE A STORM TROPPAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!


Please sign the attached oath using only blue or black pen.

I, Gayniggah Manne hereby swear my mind, body and soul to the Universal Union forever so long as I draw breath. I do so knowing that my actions will be held accountable to me and solely myself. I also declare my knowledge that as a Member of The Universal Union that I will be required to perform tasks above and beyond as well as perform ANY task ordered to by ANY commanding person(s). I hereby acknowledge the fact that as a Civil Protection Task-force Unit that I will be losing most, if not all, communication and or past relationship with anyone outside of the Universal Union's operational bounds.

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User is forumbanned for 3 days due to the above application.