I am just putting this here to let all my co-workers and comrades know that I have applied to join the Civil Protection. I am sorry for such short notice. It has been a great honor to work with you all for the goal of the Universal Union. Thank you all for being the best comrades. I have left my radio and CWU ID card on Mr. Simmons's desk. May you all live long under the Universal Union. Goodbye, comrades.
Sincerely,
Boris Gorbachev