Server's are down fourm game

[Cowgirl*^_^*]

Alright ill be doing a choose your own adventure sort of thing you guys have to pick what the character does next or says first post to mine selects what happens unless its bat shit retarded and I skip you.

So let's start this off right.
 
(You spawn into the server and select your character the server is full and you prepare yourself as you walk outside the train station as a citizen.)

What shall we do?

[NRK]

You see an 04 beating a Citizen to death for level 3 trespassing.

[autism]

The citizen propkills the CP.

[Adam S]

admin lets propkiller get away cause they are too busy fapping in the nexus at the CmD's new uniform.

[Martinerrr]

"What the fuck!?" is what you said out loud...
You don't really care about any kind of brain damage and unzip, but then you realize, and you stop everything you were planning to do.
"Are they both combine?" is what you tell yourself with a very disturbing image of two naked combine.
then, you remember someone saying that combine have no genitalia...

[psycho]

I ought to bring some of my CYOA's to this community and show you guys a CYOA done RIGHT.

But you run up to a CP and ask for a gun.

[autism]

They say no so you decide to sell rpg's in the plaza because the mayor didnt say it was illegal

[429ghost]

You see an 04 beating a Citizen to death for level 3 trespassing.

// /me rolls his eyes.

[Cats Pajamas]

I would beat a woman in her late 40s named Susanna to death for trying to steal my watermelon.

[Kevin]

Make Eddie Murphey be in the gang of black minges.

[Pirate Robot]

You mingerun into the apartments only to find Yuri Sergig, who appears to be cybering as usual.
"I LIKE CAKE!"

[Cowgirl*^_^*]

(Lol remember only suggestions i'm official cannon!)

As you stand at the D6 entrance feverishly bumping your key board you hear the sound of music coming from behind you turning around you Eddie Murphy pulling a cart of watermelons and a ghetto blaster on his shoulder playing this very loudly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI

"Hey whats up."  HEHAHEHAH <(Eddie Murphy laugh)
"Umm nothing Eddie got anything to sell?"
"Yeah hang on want a crowbar?"
"Sure why not I know it works."
"How?" (Eddie Murphy asked with dumb look on face)
You grinning biting your lip and it clicks in his head.
 "HAHAHAH because I'm black and used it to steal I get it!"
Hits you in the head with a crowbar and you come to with a splinting head ache some time later with a crowbar next to you. Sitting up you look around and see CWU are giving IC applications which you have signed up for on seven different occasions yet nothing seem's to come out of it.
What now?

[Martinerrr]

try again

lol.

[Pirate Robot]

I am completely lost in this game.
Seriously what the fuck.

[NRK]

I say this sums up CG RP quite well.

At this point, the server would crash. You wait until it comes back up again.